The Real Wild Kingdom
The wild kingdom is in my garage.

I was doing a simple task, bar b queing a nice thick steak for supper. I had my meat on the platter and opened my garage door to go to the grill and there he was...A possum.
This critter sat in the garage at the bottom of the steps... looked up sleepily... then a few minutes later waddled all the way up the steps and sat at the door as I peaked out with big D's pellet gun. I protested at first at the use of the gun... I opted for the windex in a spray bottle. It did nothing. So, the master target shooter guided me through locking and loading... mission accomplished. The thing left... I think. I worry he made his way into the house in my panic and he will come out with those beadie little eyes...
Ok...all can I just say is all this wildlife, the owl, the snake...the possum in my garage trying to invade my house... please stop! I will destry you!

4 Comments:
um..you have no idea how creepy that picture is of you with the gun...
who knew we had possums in minnesota..seriously that is weird.
LOL. Possum's are sooo gross! When you see them, it is a sign they are sick and probably begging to die. For reals. Nice look w/ the gun mom!
He had nothing to live for now that Obama is president. Finding out franken is still is in the running made him want to commit suicide. SHOOT ME PLEASE he said.
You did him a favor. Good job
You would be surprised what's out there. Since Fletchy and now King are both gone..."the mice will play when the cat is away"...I'm sure the whole forest is rejoicing! Possums...heck the squirels are living it up, I'm sure
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