Tomorrow I go to School

Today I went to Gilliland Chev to get the extra fob for our Vet. I had to sit in service waiting area for 20 minutes. The staff was very accommodating, no appt and they got me in immediately after lunch. I breeze in and think they can just take one off the shelf for me. Well, apparently it takes PROGRAMMING. Well, you know what that means. Some guy needs to spend an hour staring at a computer pressing a key, looking at the screen, looking at the keyboard to make sure he presses enter instead of delete... ad nauseum. Anyway... I sit and patiently wait while the promised 20 minutes passes. I find a Redbook. Wow. I never knew Redbook turned into a sex manual. I learned more in 20 minutes about all kinds of sex (the Feb 2007 edition if you wondered) than I have in 30 years of marriage. Where was Redbook all these years? If the repair man wondered why his customer was delighted, elated and even sweaty and flushed... he ought to pick up the Redbook in the waiting room. Wow. I had to rush home.

Tomorrow have motorcycle school. It seems somehow fitting, my legs will be wrapped tight around a hot tank all morning.