Peep and Fluff.

Let's Just Get Sticky!

War. Who likes it, no one right? Well, here's what we do. We stop shooting bullets and use marshmallows instead. If the idea is to kill, then marshmallows might not work unless you send one down someone's windpipe.I am sure with practice, that might work. However, since the worst thing about war, I think everyone would agree, is the killing and dying, let's just decide to not do that anymore.

War Mongers across the years have changed the way they fight wars. We've all read about the Civil war, bloodiest war in our history, The war of Independence, gentlemen's fighting, WWII, the dropping of the bomb, the Vietnam war with the advent of gorilla warfare. In all those wars, the rules of engagement changed and they seem to with every war, so let's do that too! Let's stop using bullets and instead use marshmallows. There are lots of benefits to this concept. There would be a whole new market for gelatin, sugar and sugar cane. We could go au natural and grow a new crop like the Egyptians did: the Marsh Mallow. Don't laugh. This has merit. Think about it. Manufacturing would increase, as we would have to modify the guns that currently use bullets. Then there would be special machines that would have to clean up all those marshmallows. We may need special uniforms, those that marshmallows stick to. People could still sell illegal arms, and we would have easy access to these arms as individuals as we could make marshmallows in our homes and everyone could bear arms. We as a country would overtake all the manufacturing of marshmallows in the world, but I advise getting busy if my plan gains acceptance.

Best of all, when we aren't fighting in a war, we could roast marshmallows and make smores.

So, I think I am on to something. Instead of killing people with bullets, let's just get each other sticky.

What do you think?