Foot Cream On My Face
Ok. So, I now am blind as a bat. I used to have 20-20 vision. Then, I got bi focals, not a big deal, but now it's impossible to even wash my hair because I can't read which bottle is shampoo and which is conditioner. Granted, each subtance coming out of the bottle has a different look, I have learned after much trial and error. Shampoo is shining, Conditioner is not. I've tried marking the bottles, putting them in different spots, but my cleaning lady is so good, she washes, moves them or removes them. This could end up being hazardous. Take this morning for instance. I am not sure how this happened, but I am out of face cream. So, I've turned to a lotion on hand. I received a nice gift pack of Aveda for Christmas and reached out for it this a.m. before work. After my shower, I reached for the small bottle and liberally applied it to my face. It seemed to be so refreshing, menthol even. I realized a few minutes later that it was stinging a bit too much. I put on my glasses and lo and behold, it was foot relief cream, not lotion.
Great. I just gave my face a pedicure. It sucks.
posted by JamaJama @ 10:01 PM
4 Comments:
nothing like a nice scrub down to remove the calluses from your face in the morning. I hope dad was willing to rub your face after a long days work, now that you've pampered it so nicely!
draw eyes on the bottom of your feet then lay on the floor and talk to people with your feet. You can add a Peruvian hat to your toes to spice up the total look. This will allow you to place a boot on your face that you just smeared with foot cream.
That is so funny! I also can't see 1 foot in front of me, so when I lose my contacts, I typically mix up the conditioner and shampoo leaving my hair a slippery and greasy mess.
Now that is funny!
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