Doggie Do Doggie Don't

A couple of Grab Assers

We are not certain which doggie likes to dodo downstairs behind the couch in the family room. Dennis says it's King, I'm convinced it's Fletcher. I am also convinced it is Fletcher who takes off first leading my poor baby astray... they were both gone all day, all night. Where? We have no idea. Gone. Dennis is convinced it's King who leads the charge. We've taken to letting them out separately. One at a time. This helps the dissappearing act. Dennis is also convinced that at night, my dog sneaks downstairs and takes the nice dump behind my couch. This could be King, although both are unruley, so could be either, could be both. But then which one is leaving do do in the Laundry room? And peeing too? We know which dog dragged the large frozen horse poopsicle clump into the living room. Dennis was an eye witness... that was Fletcher. I told Dennis he needs to get his dog into training, not sure why the hesitation, but he just can't find the time. In the meanwhile, this is getting ugly. The dogs are out of control.