Hi everyone

Well, it's official. I suck.
That's the conventional wisdom around the office. I sometimes hate being the boss. You actually have to expect things of others and see that they happen. What would it be like to just be one of the slackers who are asking to be fired day after day? I would get to hate the boss, send nasty emails about how she sucks or blows or whatever. I would leave gum on her chair and rub my key against her car. I would work at not working, really work at it. I would go to the breakroom a lot for water or coffee or tea or soda so all of the above every hour so I could go to the bathroom a lot. I would take a long time in the bathroom, write a letter, read a book on the pot, whatever. I would make appointments during work. I would learn how to sign the doctor's name so I could get off more days. I would make it my year long goal to do as little as possible day after day and still get paid the same. I could just take my paycheck and smile. A woman quit today because she doesn't like me. WTF. Is this gradeschool?