Hot and bothered

Sometimes I wonder what the heck...

Ok. So your dad worked his a-- off today doing hay. God bless Angelo for coming to help and Joe Lahr... called out of blue to see if Dad could go fishing... came to bale instead. So... Jada and I make a great supper and who should show up but Norm. Not that I mind, cause I don't. But, he stopped in this a.m. and berated me/us for not answering or phone... ever according to him. I stood up for myself by making him an egg and toast and oat bran hot cereal. He rewarded me by telling me bring that to work and tell Avis how to make it for him.
So, while he sat with us at dinner, we all were conversing about how farming has changed. He said he couldn't understand why people didn't invent the gravity dump sooner. (I by the way was barely paying attention to this riveting conversation so I basically just nodded and laughed along... He stopped the conversation and asked me point blank: Do you even know what gravity dump is? I was stunned... stumped and stumbled around... "well do you?" It's ok if you don't he goes on and on... explaining to his retarded daughter what it is.

I got pissed and jumped all over him: Oh that's nice, embarrass someone in front of their guests why don't you... I said.

asshole.

So. Wasn't that fun.